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Par uscan,
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19:41 :: Divers
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permalien #196
Les poulets de service confient alors à Gérard qu’il s’agit de trois jeunes Marocains qui se trouvaient dans un autocar en provenance de Paris. Ils étaient sur le point de franchir la frontière française pour gagner l’Espagne puis Casablanca. Leurs papiers n’étant pas en règle, les trois Marocains ont été interceptés et présentés à un juge qui a ordonné leur expulsion. Coût de l’opération, selon une confidence des flics, 2 200 euros par personne. Le ministre de l’Intérieur refuse de confirmer le chiffre.
« Je me méfie toujours avec les reconduites sans escorte, raconte le commande de bord, car j’ai peur qu’ils mettent le souk dans l’avion. Mais là, j’ai vite été rassuré. Les gars étaient morts de rire en pensant à leurs copains, transpirant dans le car pour Casablanca, tandis qu’on leur offrait leur baptême de l’air avec une liaison Perpignan-Paris puis un vol direct pour Casablanca. »
Pour faire mousser les statistiques d’expulsion, que ne ferait-on pas ?
Le Canard enchaîné - 16.09.2009
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12:51, par scooxyBeefs
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16:12, par HizPearia
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05:18, par wixetaide
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04:33, par Arralmhor
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07:18, par apaveadcash
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11:43, par cletchernup
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00:03, par Ephefraph
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09:45, par ruivioumn
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08:54, par rskerlnk11
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12:45, par alkascist
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21:55, par Empicaick
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10:26, par 5hre5ygl3
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10:45, par 5cri5yzc3
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21:40, par cialis
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15:01, par cialis
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02:26, par erubpague
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07:47, par hletcherszd
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08:04, par wletcherrzh